Random Story Part 1

READ THE WHOLE STORY AND YOU'LL SLEEP TONIGHT 8D


I am now gonna tell you a little story about three kids.

Bob, Dumb, and Ben.

Bob is a ugly meatball, with green glases, and a nerd cap.

Dumb is a little girl, which only thinks of wrestling.

Ben is a video game expert. He was one of the Wii testers, and then he got  permission to own one, before anyone else in the world!


Let's start.

Hmm.. Where to start, ... Aha! In Dumb city!

Dumb: Yay! My own city

...Okay, Dumb is too dumb, what about calling it Dumb city which NOT is named after Dumb the girl!

Dumb: Waaah!


...

Ben: Umm.. hi Bob and Dumb..

Bob: SHUT UP! I am eating.. *munch munch*

Dumb: Duuuh.. gimme some..

Bob: Never you ugly wrestler girl, baah!

Dumb: I wanna eat TOO! You fat meatball!

Bob: What did you call me?

Ben: She said meatball, just to take you know, you MEAT BALL!

Bob: *cries outloud* I ONLY WANTED TO FINISH MY SANWICH!

Dumb: Yeah, you're sanwich... mmm.. I like the word sanwich.. mmm... so soft... mmm....

*Dumb gets slapped by Bob*

Bob: Stop dreaming about my sanwich!!!!!!!!!!

Ben: - I am sorrounded by morons ._.;

Bob: mm.. I am done.

Dumb: Yay, now we can go on an adventrue

Bob: Yay! Adventure

*Dumb and Bob is jumping, cause they're hyper active. Bob is not jumping as high as Dumb, cause he's a fat mongo meatball thing!!!*

Ben: What's up with the jumping? ._.;;

Bob: *get's slapped by Dumb* ..uh.. *pokes Dumb*

Dumb: I...We dunno :E

Ben: As I said, I AM SORROUNDED BY MORONS!

Dumb: duuuuuuuh.. what does that mean?

Ben: Just shut up so we can go on an adventure

Bob & Dumb: *jumps like hyperactive mongos again* Yay! Adventure!

Ben: ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!! MORON ALERT!!!


...They kept yelling at each other until 5:45 P.M ... I dunno why it was 5:45 P.M, it could have been 5:46, but it was 5:45! 5:45 I AM TELLING YA!!!!

Back to my story.

..Did I tell you that I have a whole gallery of games? ..Games... GAMES I AM TELLING YA! NOW STOP ASKING ME IF I GOT ANY SOCKS WITH A QUESTIONMARK ON THEM! GO HOME STALKERS! ...I am sorry, a little kid is keeping asking me for socks with a question mark on it >_>

Dumb kid!

Dumb: Who said dumb kid?

Ben: John Jensen

Bob: duuuuuuuuh..

Dumb: And that is?

Ben: *slaps her* man, you're stupid!

Bob: Yeah.. Like this story...

Ben: Yeh, let's kill the writer...

..Ohmigosh.. My own characters are getting mad at me ... oh my... what can I do...

ASH: GO POKEBALL!!! *throws*

*get's caught in a pokeball* ..oh no. Seems so Ash from Pokémon, caught me in a pokeball. Ohmigosh this is horrible

ASH: I GOT A JOHN IN LEVEL RANDOM! YEEEEEY! B3

Shit! I am caught in a pokeball! What can I dooooo?

Now that is EVIL!!!

Sonic: Nuthin' is evil, unless.... CHAOS!!! ..I mean, he's eating chao babies for dinner! D8<

He is? ..Wow.. I didn't now that!

Sonic: It's true. Did I tell you that Silver once had a crush on Rouge?

Knuckles: ROUGE? ... I'LL GET HIM FOR THAT..

Hey, what is all the sonic characters doin' in my random story? D:

Ash, Sonic, Knuckles, Dumb, Ben, Bob: SHUT UP! YOU'RE CAUGHT IN A POKEBALL, DUMBASS
later...


dear diary, this is the third day inside a pokeball, and I've been listening to all these morons in 3 days.

Oooh.. what's that? ..It's a small key!

"JohnJensen got an small key! Press A to open pokeballs! 8D"

*opens the pokeball* yey! freedom!

Ash: Oh no! The kid's escaping...

*finds a rubber* AHA! ... *everyone unless john vanishes cause of the rubber 8D*

mm... I am bored. Think I'll draw some more another time

byeeeeeee

TO BE CONTINUED..

"Will John stop getting bored? Are my socks fresh? Do I like vanilla?"

Find out in the next RANDOM STORY! XDDD